Refund policy
The "Don't Panic" Return & Refund Policy
Look, we want you to love your new threads as much as we love the smell of burning rubber. But sometimes, life throws a blue flag and the delivery goes sideways. If your tee arrives looking like it lost a fight with a sprocket, here’s the deal:
When We’ll Pony Up a Refund
We aren't heartless. We’ll give you your money back if:
We Sent the Wrong Shirt: You ordered a "Throttle Junkie" tee and we sent you something with a kitten on it. (Unless it’s a very fast kitten, we’ll fix it.)
The Shirt is Busted: If your tee arrives with holes that shouldn't be there or a print that’s peeling off faster than a budget tire, we’ve got your back.
The Ground Rules
The Clock is Ticking: You’ve got 30 days from the purchase date to realize the shirt is a dud. If you wait until it’s covered in oil stains and grease from the garage, that’s on you.
Get in Touch: Think you’re eligible? Shoot an email to throttlejunkiesstore@gmail.com. Don’t be shy, but keep it brief—we’ve got riding to do.
Policy Updates
We might change these rules whenever we feel like it or when the legal department gets bored. For the absolute latest version, you can always bug us at throttlejunkiesstore@gmail.com.
Now quit reading, put the shirt on, and go ride.